wheeeee

I've been playing a lot of cash games lately. 5/10 limit, 2/4 NL. The 2/4 NL hasn't gone so good, since I can't dodge the rivers.

Here's a fun hand though:


Full Tilt Poker Game #997557549: Table El Camino (6 max) - $2/$4 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:16:20 ET - 2006/09/13
Seat 1: Danek ($557.30)
Seat 2: ZDizzy ($267)
Seat 3: KPR16 ($338.20)
Seat 4: THEOSU ($382)
Seat 5: Kahlil Trinity ($384)
Seat 6: LEADBOOTS ($422.30), is sitting out
KPR16 posts the small blind of $2
THEOSU posts the big blind of $4
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to THEOSU [Ks Kh]
Kahlil Trinity folds
Danek folds
ZDizzy calls $4
KPR16 calls $2
THEOSU raises to $15
ZDizzy calls $11
KPR16 calls $11
*** FLOP *** [3h Ts 8h]
KPR16 checks
THEOSU bets $25
ZDizzy folds
KPR16 calls $25
*** TURN *** [3h Ts 8h] [4d]
KPR16 checks
THEOSU bets $48
KPR16 raises to $298.20, and is all in
THEOSU calls $250.20
KPR16 shows [9d Jh]
THEOSU shows [Ks Kh]
*** RIVER *** [3h Ts 8h 4d] [7d]
KPR16 shows a straight, Jack high
THEOSU shows a pair of Kings
KPR16 wins the pot ($688.40) with a straight, Jack high




ZDizzy: brutal
KPR16: that's probably a fold for KK
KPR16: so unlucky one was me
THEOSU: riiiiight
KPR16: what did you think you were beating at that
point?
THEOSU: J9, for one
KPR16: im sure that's what you thought i had
THEOSU: look let's agree that you suck and we'll go
on
KPR16: im a pro dude
KPR16: what are you talking about
THEOSU: wow. i guess they're just handing out that
title now
THEOSU: zomg i'm a pro
KPR16: i make money off people who cant fold KK
usually
THEOSU: no. you make money because you river
sevens
KPR16: i make money because people think im a
fish
KPR16: granted NL isnt my game of choice
THEOSU: if it looks like a duck and quacks like a
duck...
KPR16: if it looks like a set and acts like a set or
two pair,,, better call all in for your whole stack with
KK, one pair
THEOSU: ah, yet it didn't look like a set or act like a
set
THEOSU: ergo, i did call all in
KPR16: you're good htats why
KPR16: you saw right through my elaborate bluff
THEOSU: no, i'm bad
KPR16: and booooomo'
THEOSU: i don't hold
KPR16: now i have your money ty
THEOSU: for now
THEOSU: i have confidence you won't hold it
THEOSU: call it a hunch


Lamentably he did hold it, because he stood quickly. He moved to 10/20 limit and invited me to join. Unfortuantely, he sat at a table with no open seats, speweed a few hundred and stood up.

This was just a few hands into the session, but I had the table open for a bit and he appeared to be tilting rather badly. Hence my (rather quick) call.