massive enormous donkey tilt.

The last 2 tournaments of the night (one a SnG, one a HU match):

JJ < 83 of spades on a J92 two spade flop.

99 < 83 of clubs on a T92 two club flop.

Who needs to fold when you're going to get unbelievably lucky?

Seriously, I hate peppering this with whining and bad beats, but come on. I can't hit 21 outers, and people hit 4 outers on the river against me time and time again.

THIS MUST STOP. NOW.